Kibbles and Bits. Little thingies that pop into my MINDSPACE.

Sometimes it's like Damn, A whole lot of people don't know how to pronounce "asterisk."
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'A Dog Called Mathwhiz' and/or 'Doug. The Dog that said Whatever'
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A t-shirt that says something insulting about Malaysia like "It's not just Asia, it's MAL-asia" I dunno... stupid?
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Here is a little diddy I wrote after watching some short films by Hal Hartley:
*Doodley Doo
Hal Hartley, you're poo
I'm sorry Adrienne Shelley died
But not because of you.*

2007.01 AIbum covers of various quality, made for Graham Smith's 'Grault Smix' custom CD series. Each CD features 10 songs hand-selected from the Graham Smith vault. They are available here for just 10 American dollars. Dollar a song, people. I did the math and it turns out this equals a great deal.

 

And even longer ago? I had a site called 'the ebMpire' No one knew how to pronounce it and no one really cared that it existed; so it worked out I guess. Here is a 'glimpse' that you will no doubt enjoy immensely. Certainly as immensely as you enjoy every other thing about me. Why else would Sting have written 'Every Breath You Take' about me? I honestly cannot think of a reason why he wouldn't.

Coming soon:
A 'play' entitled Super Mario Brothers Asset Management (currently, there is a SHIRT available)
Jessica Eberheart: Mystical Bitch. The beginnings of short film about a girl that is such a huge bitch, she can actually inflict physical harm upon you (or whoever)